Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Rose Awards 2009

A month is gone, which is long enough to determine a few awards for our heroic Poetry Month efforts. I have unilaterally decided these award winners, so if you don't like 'em, deal.

The (un)Poet Award: Taylor Dearr
Taylor's remarkable 14 posts were second most, and most among active students. This fiction writer demolished all expectations turning in brilliantly, and often food-themed, poetry. For Taylor's efforts, he receives an award signifying Poetic Expertise from an Unlikely Source.

Untapped Poet-ential: Bridget Mendel, Willy Nast, Tori Telfer
Bridget, Willy, and Tori all turned in a few (or one) poems after entering the contest in its final days. This award signifies a future as bright as a moth dream.

Most Scholarly: Eric Dean Wilson Madden Swan
Eric and Madden began with a bang, and their production dropped off accordingly. In order to make this something other than a rebuke, I am assuming that they turned their energy to school work.

The Roses: Lauren, Dinah Fay, Jordan Shuler
The trained poets flexed their muscles at a good clip and presented consistently challenging poems.

Show Don't Tell: Jordan Shuler
Jordan's blackout poem was phenomenal. Nuff Said.

Best Poem: Nina Yun
Nina's "The Poem I Won't Be Reading at my Sister's Wedding" is one of the best pieces of existence created in the 21st century.

3 comments:

  1. On My Bittersweet Relationship with the Letter C

    C is for cookie,
    But C is not for me.

    C is for cookie,
    But C is not for me.

    C is for cookie,
    But C is not for me.

    Cookie, unlike Shuler,
    Has a C.

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  2. she gets two awards yet has to have Eeeeeeverything perfect...

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  3. What if someone put extra letters in your name, Timn? You'd want to get rid of them, too.

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