There is No Sheriff on the Wild Wild Web

Seek out the Web that newest wild domain,

a lawless, limitless space where you can

wage your useless battles and numb your pain.

In life your rantings branded you insane,

so to the computer you quickly ran,

seeking out the Web that newest wild domain.

At every petty thing that earned your disdain

you spout bile worldwide and using your WAN

wage your useless battles and numb your pain,

from the copper wire throne where you now reign.

Shout out to recruit more trolls to your clan,

"Seek out the Web this newest wild domain,

Where cries of 'Nazi!' are common refrain,

every joke a 'yo' mama' and each review a pan;

wage your useless battles and numb your pain."

Now survey the wreckage, see your enemies slain,

and tell me, do you feel more of a man?

Seek out the Web that newest wild domain,

wage your useless battles and numb your pain.