1.
No more reading news
unless you think you can do
something about it.
2.
Next time you "live chat"
with a librarian, do
not discuss late fees.
3.
Be more like Weston.
He is a cat. Cats do not
put up with this shit.
4.
For God’s sake Dinah,
there’s no reason to assume
someone is pregnant.
5.
Start trusting your friends
to catch when you’ve gone crazy.
You’re a rotten judge.
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forget the lines, just number these and write sentences.
ReplyDeletegreat.
I'm with Eric on this one. There is enough control in your sentences alone. Also, maybe some more crazily-inspired sentences to justify the last?
ReplyDeleteI am so into #3. It is placed perfectly.