Double Down

Bacon, cheese, 

spicy mayonaise,

served between two fried 

breasts of chicken.

Using meat 

instead of bread.

A sitcom gag 

brought to life.

When it debuted,

in "special markets,"

people thought it was a joke.

In my heart of hearts,

I still do.

Or perhaps, my heart  

just wants it to be;

seeing it's mere existence 

as a threat to my health.

"Don't worry," 

the menu coos,

"it's most available fried,

but can be grilled too."