A Word of Warning

There is a great chef 

named Tyranny Sue,

who is known to scream

till her face turns blue.

See there's only one dish

that she'll ever make.

And she strictly controls

the grade of her cake.

So when in her kitchen

you must keep your head.

Don't ask to make chicken,

pork chops, or bread.

For there is a story

about Tyranny Sue,

of the pain that she caused

to a misguided sous;

an unfortunate soul

who made the mistake,

of suggesting they try

and cook angel food cake.

Sue strung up the poor boy,

and once he was dead,

dried him out like salami

till he no longer bled.

You see, that's the secret

of how Tyranny Sue

makes such a finger-lickin'-

good tiramisu.

There's a secret ingredient 

in each slice of cake.

See if you can taste it

in the next bite you take.

It's that poor little sous chef

hanging up in her shed.

In the place of ladyfingers

Sue uses his instead.